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MEET THE BRAIN CELLS

Who Is Clumzy Jane?

Hi, I'm Jane — the clumsy one behind Clumzy Jane.

I'm not a lash tech. I'm not a makeup artist. I'm just a girl who spent years being genuinely bad at false eyelashes — and who couldn't stop thinking there had to be a better way.

JANE
✿ Founder
NEWBIE FRIENDLY!
EST. 2024 ⚡

The moment it clicked

The idea didn't come from me, actually. It came from watching my little sister.

One day I saw her wearing a pair of falsies, and… they looked rough. Crooked band, wrong style for her eyes, corners lifting — the whole thing. And I thought, that's not her fault. She just grabbed whatever pair she had and hoped for the best. Like most of us do.

' Then a second thought hit me: what if lashes worked like my favorite eyeshadow palette? '

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HI, I'M JANE
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A "Naked palette," but for lashes

If you've ever owned the Naked palette by Urban Decay, you know the magic of it — a bunch of shades that all live together in one box, ready for whatever the day throws at you. Soft and natural for work. A little more for dinner. Full drama for a night out. You don't buy a new palette every time your plans change. You just open the one you have.
I wanted that for lashes.
So that became the whole idea behind Clumzy Jane: one lash box with four different lash styles inside — false lashes for every occasion, in a single set. One kit takes you from a natural, everyday look, to a soft daytime flutter, to a dinner-ready style, to full-drama lashes for a night out. Instead of buying a new pair every time your plans change (and ending up with a drawer full of half-used singles that never quite fit), you just open the one box and pick the look for the day.

That's the short version if you're searching for it: a multi-style false lash kit for beginners — four looks, every occasion, natural to dramatic, all in one.

Why "Clumzy"

Because I am. And because I think being a little clumsy shouldn't lock you out of looking put-together.

I built this brand for the beginners, the shaky-handed, the "I could never pull that off" crowd — the people the beauty world usually assumes already know what they're doing. My sister, and honestly a younger version of me.

If that's you too, welcome. You're exactly who I made this for.

- Jane

Wait, Why we do do this?

It's 3 steps. Seriously. If you can use a sticker, you can use Clumzy Jane.

REBELLION

We reject the 'perfect girl' narrative. We're rebelling against expensive, difficult products that make you feel bad when you can't use them. Beauty should be funny, not stressful.

EXPRESSION

Your face is a playground, not a project. Use the stickers, wear the crazy lash, smear the glitter. If you're having fun, you're doing it right. No rules, just vibes.

FREEDOM

Freedom to be imperfect. Freedom to fail. Freedom from the 2-hour makeup routine. Our products give you back your time to go live your chaotic, beautiful life.